Just type some web site address in the bottom, press the button, and see what happens...
Just copy the text below (Ctrl+C) and paste (Ctrl+V) at the very beginning of any Web address:
Check the links below and have fun :)
This is just a Jive Filter, which distorts the web pages using jargon, so they sound funny. The idea is very similar to Snoop Dogg's shizollator asksnoop.com. Asksnoop is is down and it wasn't rendering the web pages correctly. I decided to make something similar but a little bit better. First, to make it render web-pages correctly, make them browsable, keeping all the styles, flashes, and scripts intact. Second, I decided not to emphasize on "-izzle" accent, but to make the text fun mixing different slangs in all possible ways.
I have tried PHP, tried CGI scripts, tried various configurations with Apache - nothing can really do. Technically, you have to keep track of the target web-site's URIs all the time, while having very limited information sent from user's browser. Eventually I ended up writing a full blown web server on C++. Only that way I could achieve correct web site rendering and browsing capabilities.
I hope you will enjoy this site, sometimes reading a boring news can become very entertaining.
If you have question, suggestions, found some bugs or glitches, or just curious, then write to ax(at)funnylizer(dot)com
-- Andrey
